rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

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My Life turned 1 today!


wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
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versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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magicblood:

going to school looking like

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getting out of school looking like

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elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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